I've tried to avoid any Honey Boo Boo references here but I couldn't pass this up.  In case you haven't been paying attention to the important stuff in life, the show follows this little pageant kid and her family around their home in Georgia.  It's a spinoff of the incredibly inappropriate (both for just being on TV and the lifestyle it chronicles) Toddlers and Tiaras. 

I'm still trying to figure out why they're obese.  Their lifestyle looks healthy enough.